Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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