OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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