Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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