hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We need to rekindle our bromance
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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