Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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