Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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