She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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