lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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