Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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