okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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