Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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