what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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