I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
