Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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