Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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