Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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