He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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