do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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