Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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