Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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