you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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