I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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