how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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