K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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