ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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