He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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