I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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