We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
are you so shy because you have an std?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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