these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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