Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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