My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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