OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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