hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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