Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
