Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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