Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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