Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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