hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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