is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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