Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I love you. Go after that dick
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
send nudes
from the living room?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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