i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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