I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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