i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
