And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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