Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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