My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
