You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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