he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
did you just send me my own nude
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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