I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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