I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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