I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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