the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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