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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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